CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP! Magic Bullet vs Mizu Pods

Jess: I don’t believe it. I’ve rubbed my eyes countless times to be sure they are working correctly. MIZU PODS BEAT SLAP CHOP! I am absolutely speechless, which (as my co-workers can tell you) is rare. This can mean only one thing.

There are aliens among us, and they’re voting.

It’s all good, though – this means I can return to my first love Magic Bullet and throw everything I have behind this commercial. Berman, Hazel and the gang are incredibly watchable – I can’t look away, and I think they have everything they need to take Mizu Pods down.

GO TEAM BULLET!

Amy: Wait. What? Were people just voting against my picks to spite me? Is this survey being answered by EVERY EX-BOYFRIEND I’VE EVER HAD?! I’m still befuddled as to how Hawaii Chair lost (I mean: comedy GENIUS) and then Slap Chop? Those are my two favorite infomercials OF. ALL. TIME. And here we are with MIZU PODS? What the? How did that happen?! I’ve got to go Bullet on this because as everyone has stated, it is REALLY watchable. Though, I’m a bit nervous. I mean, Mizu, the dark horse? The underdog? The infomercial commercial that was a wimpy nothing and then got bit by a radioactive spider and is now SuperMercial? It could be. I wouldn’t put it past the sly understated awesomeness that is the Mizu Pods.

For your final consideration –

Magic Bullet:

Mizu Pods:

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