Note from Admin: Chris is away at a convention in Las Vegas, and if what they say about “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” is true, we’re unbelievably lucky this even made it to us.
Magic Bullet vs Tiddy Bear:
I’m feeling pretty good about myself right about now. With Hawaii Chair out of the competition, it’s down to it, and as I sit here on the plane armrest jockeying with the left-hander next to me (seriously? I got the only left-handed guy on the plane who wants to work on his computer? What are the odds? Well, I’ll tell you, they are about the same as the odds that my prediction of Tiddy Bear victory in the previous round would come true. But whaddya know… I mean, HOW. ABOUT. THAT.) We all agree – Berman and the Magic Bullet are far too strong for the Tiddy Bear in this round. This Magic Bullet commercial, it’s like a sitcom. I can’t wait for the next episode.
Also: this submission was late because I had to let my hurt feelings subside after Jess suggested I cheated in the last round.
Slap Chop vs Mizu Pods:
Slap Chop. If you beat the Snuggie, I’m pretty sure a title challenge is headed your way. That’s all I have to say about that. Forrest Gump… OUT.
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